Carve out your own future

uniteds:

eurovision said brexit means brexit!

homelanders:

me and my mental illnesses about to ruin my own day

In 2014 I was a depressed tumblr lesbian… I got fat, I got more depressed, I went through a couple of hard breakups and got fat again (nothing wrong with having extra fat BTW I don’t care about other people’s bodies) but can we say new and improved 6 years later with another hip replacement and a solid gf for a year and half (still depressed though)

(via tyleroakley)

iwonderwhatjennamarblesisupto:

I wonder what jenna marbles is up to these days

(via jennamourey)

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

(via itsfunnybutitwasntme-deactivate)

breya-etherium-shaper:

experimentkraj:

transgirl-link:

Telling men Malcom in the Middle was Bryan Cranston’s best show is like waving a red flag at a bull

what other show was Bryan Cranston in

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

(via carryonstarkid)

buttpoems:

(via see-the-world-through-my-eyes)